Alternative Headlines, Vol. I

-"Hitler Puts More People in the Ground"
-"Digging for Genocide"
-"Who the Fuck is Still a Treasure Hunter?"




-"Local Kids Wins Toughest Fear Factor Challenge Yet"
-"Local Snake 'Really Excited' for Trip to South Korea"
-"Local Man: 'Holy Shit That Snake Just Ate My Fucking Dog!'"



-"Huckabee Agrees to Concede in Presidential Election if He Can Assume Senate's Court Jester Position"
-"Mike Huckabee: "I Recommend Running for Presidential Election to Aspiring Comics Everywhere"
-"Huckabee To Campaign For Next 12 Years, Eying 2020 Election "