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    Wednesday, February 27, 2008

    Alternative Headlines, Vol. I



    -"Hitler Puts More People in the Ground"
    -"Digging for Genocide"
    -"Who the Fuck is Still a Treasure Hunter?"




    -"Local Kids Wins Toughest Fear Factor Challenge Yet"
    -"Local Snake 'Really Excited' for Trip to South Korea"
    -"Local Man: 'Holy Shit That Snake Just Ate My Fucking Dog!'"



    -"Huckabee Agrees to Concede in Presidential Election if He Can Assume Senate's Court Jester Position"
    -"Mike Huckabee: "I Recommend Running for Presidential Election to Aspiring Comics Everywhere"
    -"Huckabee To Campaign For Next 12 Years, Eying 2020 Election "
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