Chemical hair dye just centimeters away from your lady parts? Sure thing! Let me just finish waxing my legs with this vat of acid. Oh, the things we women do to be beautiful! *chuckle ... chuckle ... shrieks of pain and agony*
(Also, note that "Auburn Betty" seems to be the best seller, ahead of even the hot pink "Fun Betty." Guess men do just want a nice, down-to-earth girl with artificially dyed pubes after all!)
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read everything. you are a genius. i don't read blogs ever, but i'm gonna read this one, my friend. -steph
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