Monday, March 17, 2008

It's Official: NYU is More Liberal than Jesus and Woodstock (combined)

I don't normally look at anything else written on the NYU homepage when I check my e-mail. I certainly never check the "Upcoming Events" section, because truthfully, I'd rather be a member of the lost colony of Roanoke's community (RIP ... maybe?) than NYU's. Harsh? Perhaps. But I'm not paying $45,000 a year to TALK to people.

Nevertheless, for some reason, today I perused the Upcoming Events section, just for kicks. Here is what I found:



Note the second event. The one that lasts ALL DAY. "We give good rub, and so can you!" Really, NYU? Really.

Watch out world. With a minor in Happy Endings, nothing can stop me me.

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