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    Tuesday, April 8, 2008

    Alternative Headlines, Vol. II


    -"Every Person In College, Ever: 'Awkward Sex with Good Friend 'Really Fucking Awkward'"
    -"Actress: 'This Must Be What Sex Is Like For Ugly People'"
    -"Gary Busey Comments: Sex Scene Went 'Pretty Well'"


    -"Right question: Why did I just eat a McDonald's fish filet?"
    -"Right question: Can I return this tandem bicycle?"
    -"Right question: Who the Hell is Hysterically Crying So Loud? Oh, Right ... It's Me."


    -"Stop flying on airplanes, Andy Rooney"
    -"LOST Season One DVDs Found to be Significantly Less Enjoyable Mid-Flight"
    -"Amtrak Unveils New Travel Discount for Crying Babies and Pathetically Flirtatious Middle Aged Men"
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