Why I Write

Two emails I got in response to http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/20JenStatsky.html .

Subject: Toga.
Date: April 5, 2008 4:22:12 AM EDT
To: jas753@nyu.edu

Greeks didn't wear togas.

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And one minute later, after much thought and deliberation:

Subject: Togas
Date: April 5, 2008 4:23:40 AM EDT
To: jas753@nyu.edu

And neither did Trojans.

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Amazing.