Favorite post of the day:
"I buy possesions from people getting divorced (Long Island)
Reply to: sale-672181378@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-07, 7:58PM EDT
If your getting a divorce and you are in need of selling your possessions I will buy them from you."
ONLY if you are getting divorced, however!!! I like my possessions to have a fresh coat of pain all over 'em. I'm glad that in the midst of this, the most difficult and heartbreaking time of your life, I can provide you some sort of comfort as I take away the few memories you have left of your failure of a marriage.
TTFN! (That's ta ta for now, you idiot. No wonder your husband left you.)
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That's terrible!!! Hmmm...based on HIS closing sentence, I'm assuming HE is a bitter sociopath - reminds me of someone I dated once.
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