This is a WILD one ... haha, get it?!?! Wild, like wildlife??!?! What do you mean "no"? Oh, whatever, you just don't get me!!

BREAK UP LINES MOST OFTEN HEARD AT THE ZOO

"I think we should start letting other people see us."

"You are a beautiful, intelligent, caring goat, but I just don't want kids."

"It's not me, it's ewe."

"Of course I love you, but I just don't think penguins should mate for life, like humans or something."

"So, I brought you here to the zoo. To break up with you."