Who Wants to Be My Fake LC?

I've started writing for NewsGroper, which is a site that features fake blogs (flogs, if you will, and I think you should) written by celebrities, politicians, etc. I'll be tackling the difficult, complex character that is Heidi Montag. I'm very much so looking forward to The Hills episode where they sue me for libel and slander, or as it's known in a court of law, "talkin' some shit." In preparation, I have been perfecting my empty, five minute stare into the camera daily. There are still some sparks of life in my eyes, but I'll get there, just you wait.

NewsGroper - Heidi Montag blog