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Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Giant Fake Breasts, Yuk Yuk Yuk!

When You're Done Staring At My Chest, Check Out My Ring Finger!
Posted by Jen Statsky at 3:28 PM

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I'm an aspiring comedy writer/performer living in New York City, which yes, IS as hard as you think it is ... because I'm the only one!!! It's not easy being the lone name under "Jokies" in the yellow pages, but someone's gotta do it.
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Stuff I've Written, excluding the Magna Carta. Cause I wrote that shit, too.

  • McSweeney's - Text Messages That Would Have Been Helpful.
  • McSweeney's - Conversations My Parents Must Have Had While Planning to Have a Child.
  • Yankee Pot Roast - Presidential Personal Ads
  • Yankee Pot Roast - Things I Suspect Carlos Mencia Has Stolen From Me, Other Than Jokes
  • NewsGroper - Heidi Montag blog

Blog Archive

  • ▼ 2008 (45)
    • ▼ September (2)
      • This Lady Deserves a Swift Check to the Boards
      • The Labor Day Comic
    • ► August (4)
      • "A Bid for Biden", says dependably kooky New York ...
      • Smacked, by Comedy
      • I Wanna Hold Your Van
      • OMG, it's your birthday?! 'Bama!!! Why didn't you ...
    • ► July (7)
      • "I'm Beginning to Think the Author of my IKEA Self...
      • The Summer I Didn't Lose An Ear, or, The Summer I ...
      • Now With a Little Bit of Tats
      • I Heart the Service Industry!!!
      • Concerns of the Neurotic Baby
      • Antonym for "iPhone"
      • Bee Cool
    • ► June (7)
      • The Presidential Seal
      • Steve Jobs DJ'ed My Bar Mitzvah
      • The (HTML) Path to Enlightenment
      • My Mind or Yours, Mencia?
      • True Life: I'm Really F'n Good at Killing Mosquito...
      • Anatomically Speaking
      • Giant Fake Breasts, Yuk Yuk Yuk!
    • ► May (8)
      • This is a WILD one ... haha, get it?!?! Wild, like...
      • An Important Question to Ponder This Memorial Day ...
      • Who Wants to Be My Fake LC?
      • Call Now, Before Someone Pries the Hope Out of Hil...
      • Being Hard Up for Work is Hard Work
      • Sometimes, craig's list is too good to be true
      • So, A Cat Walks Into the (Genius) Bar ...
      • Just Ask the Locals
    • ► April (7)
      • Are you listening to me, Tonto? Dammit, Tonto, sto...
      • Don't Worry Mom, It's (Half) Fictional!
      • This Video is Like Where's Waldo
      • This One Got Me Into Middle School
      • Alternative Headlines, Vol. II
      • Why I Write
      • Finally, an Unbiased Source in the Media
    • ► March (4)
      • I'll Never Look at Betty White the Same Way Again
      • Movie Montages I Like to Pretend I Am in While Rid...
      • It's Official: NYU is More Liberal than Jesus and ...
      • More Appropriate Names for What "Chock Full o' Nut...
    • ► February (6)
      • Alternative Headlines, Vol. I
      • Fun with Juxtaposition
      • There's Blood on Your Hands, jcrew.com
      • President's Day Weekend Sunday: Like Regular Sunda...
      • The Text Messages of Our Times
      • Excuse Me Miss, Do You Like Hip Hop? Do You Like I...

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