Tuesday, June 3, 2008
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What About ME?!?
- Jen Statsky
- New York, NY
- Jen Statsky is a New York based writer/comedian/real estate mogul. She has written for McSweeney's, The Onion, Landline TV, and her diary. She also has a split personality who thinks she is Donald Trump. Thanks for visiting her blog. Also, you're fired.
jennifer.statsky@gmail.com is where you can send me things about enhancing my penis size
Things I've Written, excluding the Magna Carta. Cause I wrote that shit, too.
- McSweeney's - Text Messages That Would Have Been Helpful.
- McSweeney's - Conversations My Parents Must Have Had While Planning to Have a Child.
- McSweeney's - Classic Nursery Rhymes, Updated and Revamped for the Recession, As Told to Me by My Father
- Yankee Pot Roast - My Rejected Submission to Cosmo’s Halloween Issue, Entitled “How to Lose a Guy in One Spooky, Scary Night: Halloween Costumes for Those Wanting Out”
- Yankee Pot Roast - Presidential Personal Ads
- Yankee Pot Roast - Things I Suspect Carlos Mencia Has Stolen From Me, Other Than Jokes
- LandlineTV
- NewsGroper - Heidi Montag blog
- Babomya Podcast
I Twitter. Gross, I know.
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- Adventures in Entrepreneurism
- Don't Worry, "This One's" Not About Sarah Palin
- Always a Bridesmaid, Never A Teet Suckler
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