My Mind or Yours, Mencia?

Things I Suspect Carlos Mencia Has Stolen From Me, Other Than Jokes

My original television series concept, entitled, "Central Nervous
System of Mencia"

My drive to succeed beyond being named "Barista of the Month"
five out of the twelve calendar months.

My George Lopez show DVDs.

My conclusion to my five year old dissertation on the necessity and imminent success of the Iraq War.

My ability to love.

My guest spot on Moesha.

My good pen.

My fast metabolism.

My memoir about life as a Honduras-born stand up comedian gaining fame, success, and accusations of plagiarism in the United States.

Twenty-three bucks.