OMG, it's your birthday?! 'Bama!!! Why didn't you tell me?! You whore!

It's Barack Obama's birthday today! Yaaaay! Wait a second ... where are all the festive lights and presents under the tree?!?!

LOLOL, I know, I know, I'm so bad you guys!!! I'm just totally in one of those moods today. I had, like, twelve Lorna Doones ... AFTER lunch!!!