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    Monday, August 4, 2008

    OMG, it's your birthday?! 'Bama!!! Why didn't you tell me?! You whore!

    It's Barack Obama's birthday today! Yaaaay! Wait a second ... where are all the festive lights and presents under the tree?!?!

    LOLOL, I know, I know, I'm so bad you guys!!! I'm just totally in one of those moods today. I had, like, twelve Lorna Doones ... AFTER lunch!!!

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