From News9.com:
"Escapee Caught While Buying Potato Chips
CHANDLER, Okla. -- A convict who escaped from the Lincoln County Jail on Monday was taken into custody Tuesday morning when he went to buy a snack, officials said.
Michael Washburn, 28, escaped from the Lincoln County Jail on Monday during a meeting with his attorney. Washburn recently was sentenced to 20 years in prison for shooting with intent to kill."
Shooting with intent to kill? Well, I guess it really is true. Once you
pop ...
(Don't you look at me like that. When Michael Washburn turns his life around after signing a multi-million dollar sponsorship deal with Pringles, I'm going to feel really great about myself. Until then, I'm off to scream and cry hysterically in a phone booth while it's pouring raining out. First I just have to find a phone booth ... self-loathing sure is tough in this here 21st century!)
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