There is a girl from Sacramento State college who is going through a legal brothel in Nevada (one-way ticket to Nevada, check!) to sell her virginity in order to earn money for grad school. I kid you not:
"Natalie is a very smart girl. All she wants to do is get her master's degree in family and marriage counseling and be a psychologist. She's selling her virginity to accomplish that," Hof told CBS13. "She's smart enough to sell it. This is empowering her."
Empowering her. Right. I can't imagine why I wouldn't want to go to a family and marriage counselor who SOLD HER VIRGINITY TO SUPPORT HERSELF THROUGH SCHOOL.
Me: "I think my husband has been buying sex from prostitutes."
Dr. Natalie Sheen (she will most definitely be married to Charlie Sheen at this point of her life): "Oh, really? Because I've been thinking of going back to school for theater. Did you know I played Julia Roberts in my high shool's stage production of Pretty Woman?
Me: Could. Have. Guessed.
I actually don't have a problem with someone selling themselves for money. What I DO have a problem with is this chick coming along with a real gimmick'y sell and taking good money and good work away from experienced prostitutes who have been in the game for years and years. Man, is she gonna be hearing it from the union!
Thursday, September 11, 2008
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