If your whole life you always wanted a puppy, but your mother kept telling you she was allergic to pet hair so you couldn't get one, so you developed a love of all animals, big and small, and all you ever wanted to do all day, every day was be around animals, and you bought all sorts of sweaters with little cute animals on them, and you had all these big adorable golden retrievers wearing rain boots on your computer wallpaper, and then finally you scored your dream job working at an animal shelter, and on your first day, your very first client bought the cutest little chocolate lab puppy, and then just as he was walking out the door of the shelter with the puppy, he turned around to you and said, "This is is going to be delicious."
Bummer.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
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