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    Thursday, October 9, 2008

    Always a Bridesmaid, Never A Teet Suckler



    Can you imagine the emotional damage that is going to be done to one of Angelina and Brad's twins when he or she discovers that their breastfeeding wasn't good enough for the cover of W magazine? The years of therapy that kid will have to go through, man. Sucks to be you, forsaken Pitt-Jolie baby!

    ... Not literally, though! Oh snap! I really stuck it to you, baby-that-won't-be-able-to-read-this-blog-for-seven-years-and-wouldn't-now-even-if-he-could!

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