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Also, I lied. It is about Sarah Palin. But lots of people lie, like when you're throwing your best friend a surprise birthday party and just to throw her off the trail you call her and say "I hate you and I was never really your friend, especially when you were real sick in the hospital, I don't care that tonight is your birthday, you smell like a just opened can of tennis balls and I hope you die a fire'y like death, oh yeah also I slept with your boyfriend" and then you go and actually sleep with her boyfriend just so you're not like REALLY a liar. But then, later on everyone's all "YAY! Surprise party!" And she's all "Yay! OMG I had no idea I wish I hadn't drank all this Draino!"
So yeah, I think this is kinda like one of those situations.
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