First off, new Landline video ... Check out my debut appearance on the internet as "racist."
Second off (not a term), I bought old lady face wash. I didn't mean to (obviously), but now I am paying the price. Every time I wash my face, I smell like a divorcee whose homemade greeting card business will be "really starting to take off" until the day she dies. Which will probably be very, very soon. But hopefully not as soon as when this face wash runs out and I can start smelling like an acne-ridden teenager again.
And that's really all I got.
Sunday, November 2, 2008
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hit counter Hits and self esteem are positively correlated, so please click "reload." My neighbors, who will benefit from a significant increase in the number of Haagen-Dazs pints available to them at our corner deli, thank you. And I do, too.
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