Wednesday, April 15, 2009

One Step Closer To Living My Dream of Being In "Dead Poets Society"

Last night, I received an email asking for permission to reprint my latest McSweeney's article in "Backtracks," which is a student-run publication at Phillips Academy in Andover, Massachusetts. Yes. You heard me. ANDOVER, MASSACHUSETTS!!! The cultural hot bed of .... other towns around Andover, Massachusetts. This is VERY exciting. I will be intellectual masturbatory material for dozens and dozens of literary journal-reading, bowtie-wearing prep school overachievers. I am like Racquel Welch, but in word-form.

Here's a new Landline video, which does not feature Racquel Welch. She was strongly considered for the role of "homeless man," but her boobies are just too darn big! Also, she's SAG-eligible or some shit.

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