I discovered recently that there is a "Barista" application on the iPhone. As in, what I do for a living. Is an application. On a phone. That you only need an index finger to use.
At least it costs $2.99. Meaning I'm worth more than "Lemonade Tycoon," but less than "Pocket God." I think I can be OK with that ...
What About ME?!?
- Jen Statsky
- New York, NY
- Jen Statsky is a New York based writer/comedian. She is a contributing writer for The Onion, and a frequent contributor to McSweeney's Internet Tendency and Landline TV. She performs stand up and improv in NYC, and is a student at the UCB theatre. AND ... as if all of that wasn't enough, she knows pretty much all the words to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire." Yup, preeetty much all of 'em.
jennifer.statsky@gmail.com is where you can send me things about enhancing my penis size
Things I've Written, excluding the Magna Carta. Cause I wrote that shit, too.
- McSweeney's - Excerpts From My Mother's Editorial Notes On My Letters To Santa, 1987-2000
- McSweeney's - Text Messages That Would Have Been Helpful.
- McSweeney's - Conversations My Parents Must Have Had While Planning to Have a Child.
- McSweeney's - Classic Nursery Rhymes, Updated and Revamped for the Recession, As Told to Me by My Father
- Yankee Pot Roast - My Rejected Submission to Cosmo’s Halloween Issue, Entitled “How to Lose a Guy in One Spooky, Scary Night: Halloween Costumes for Those Wanting Out”
- Yankee Pot Roast - Presidential Personal Ads
- Yankee Pot Roast - Things I Suspect Carlos Mencia Has Stolen From Me, Other Than Jokes
- LandlineTV
- NewsGroper - Heidi Montag blog
- Babomya Podcast
TALKIES THAT FEATURE ME INSIDE OF THEM
I Twitter. Gross, I know.
9 out of 10 doctors agree: this blog is not nearly as fun as Wii, but also way less physically exhuasting.
hit counter Hits and self esteem are positively correlated, so please click "reload." My neighbors, who will benefit from a significant increase in the number of Haagen-Dazs pints available to them at our corner deli, thank you. And I do, too.
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