My newest Onion headline:
Every Day Of Local Dad's Life An Endless Battle To Hold On To Good Pen
Inspired by 18 years of my Mother asking me "why do you take all our good pens?"
Because I need something, Mom, OK?!! I need... something.
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hit counter Hits and self esteem are positively correlated, so please click "reload." My neighbors, who will benefit from a significant increase in the number of Haagen-Dazs pints available to them at our corner deli, thank you. And I do, too.
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