True Life: We Make Very Bad Decisions About Our Programming

Just read the press release MTV's upcoming development slate and one particular project stuck out at me:

"UNTITLED SKETCH COMEDY SHOW (WORKING TITLE)

Jamie Foxx executive produces the next generation of "In Living Color."'

The next generation of "In Living Color?" Who asked for this? (Besides out of work fly girls.) Here's what I'm going to start developing as to be ahead of the curve:

-The next generation of polio
-The next generation of not having electricity
-The next generation of Jennifer Lopez starring in movies
-The next generation of MTV if you see this please still let me write for this show?

The Women of McSweeneys.net

The Women of McSweeneys.net

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Thanks to Elisa Bassist for her mention in this article from "The Rumpus." A lot of the other articles she mentions are very, very funny and worth checking out. Though I am a little worried that all the other women on the list and I are gonna get on the same cycle now. Oh well, nothing gained, nothing lost, am I right? (except lots and lots of menstrual blood.)

The Sound of Settling

Here's a link to an idea of mine that The Onion used for their Radio Network.

Record Number of Americans Settling for Sex at Home

Brings Me Back to My Doom Days ...